We’ve officially entered the era. While Hollywood panics about superhero fatigue, the rest of us are on episode 14 of a Castle marathon.

(I’ll go first: Bones season 6. Don't judge.)

A limited series ends in 8 hours and you feel empty. A 2010s procedural gives you 150 hours of the same faces, same lighting, same formula. It’s not a show. It’s a weighted blanket.