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What audiences got was something much weirder, much cruder, and for an 8-year-old in 2003, often terrifyingly boring. The film stars Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson as Charlie and Louis, two small-time Brooklyn hustlers. Charlie owes a mobster (Christopher Walken, in full deadpan menace mode) $100,000. To pay the debt, Charlie agrees to deliver a mysterious package to a crime boss in Australia’s Outback. Louis, a hapless wannabe hairstylist, tags along.

The talking kangaroo from the trailer? That is a single, 90-second fantasy sequence where Charlie, high from the tranquilizer, hallucinates that the kangaroo is a smooth-talking gangster voiced by the late, great John Leguizamo. That’s it. The rest of the film is a desert survival drama with a B-movie edge. The critical reception was brutal. Roger Ebert famously gave it zero stars, calling it a "cheerfully depraved" film that "tricked" its young audience. Parents were furious. Children were confused. The MPAA rating didn’t help: it was rated PG, but featured Anderson’s character making crude sexual jokes, the word "testicles," and a scene where a dog humps a kangaroo. Kangaroo Jack

Director David McNally has since admitted the film was a nightmare to edit, as the studio wanted a kids’ movie, but the footage was essentially a buddy-crime caper. The result is tonally schizophrenic. One minute, Christopher Walken is threatening to have a man’s tongue cut out; the next, a cartoon kangaroo is rapping "Rapper’s Delight." What audiences got was something much weirder, much